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Hi, I'm Michelle.
Nineteen, Michigan, former character performer at Disney World and longing to go back.

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bedupolker:

 just like mamas!

Happy holidays!

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everything-is-connected:

hozierandpotter:

ninenineandgoseek:

As a bi woman I feel personally attacked by Hozier’s music, because I am torn between: 


1) wanting to worship women like he does in his songs and never sleep with a dude again; 


2) wanting a dude to worship me like Hozier does the women in his songs; or


3) wanting to go to Ireland, lie down on a fairy mound, and hope that Hozier comes and spirits me away to the land where he and all the fae women he worships live 

I’ve never related more in my life

Hozier: Plays™

Me: 

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infomercial:

happy mother’s day to miss honey from matilda

moonstone-reverie:

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

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orcfemme:

coruption:

coruption:

overwatch wants what nintendogs has

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gay representation.

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zooophagous:
“ nudityandnerdery:
“ free-parking:
“cyanometer, c. 1789, an instrument that measures the blueness of a sky
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The 1700s, more efficient with shitposting than Tumblr in 2012.
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Are you shitting me
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zooophagous:

nudityandnerdery:

free-parking:

cyanometer, c. 1789, an instrument that measures the blueness of a sky

The 1700s, more efficient with shitposting than Tumblr in 2012.

Are you shitting me

rtrixie:

oldmancaleb:

tits-n-trix:

pregnantseinfeld:

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

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Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him

Hey please don’t type these words ever again

shialablunt:

me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!

me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………